a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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knock knock

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Poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Agent 47.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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