What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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whats black and large -me

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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