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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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