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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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