Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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