- Anti Joke

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.