- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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