- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

THE GAME.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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