Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A baby seal walks into a club.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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