- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Oh s***

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

My cat just died.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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