So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Women's rights.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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