Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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KONY 2012

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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