- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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