- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

So a blonde walks into a wall...

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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