What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Woman rights.

Your Mom

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

A man walks into a vagina

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

An Asian man fails a math test

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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