- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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