- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Amanda Knox walks home free.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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