What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

c-? men, C-men

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Refrigerator

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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