- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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