- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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