- Anti Joke

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS