- Anti Joke

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!