- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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