- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Shea's sty....

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

knock,knock you suck

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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