A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Black people.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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