- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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