Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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woman's rights

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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penisvaginaorgasm

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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