Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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VITAMIN C!

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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