Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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