- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i found waldo.

Your dads dead. lol

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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