- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Want to hear a joke? No.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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