- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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