- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Many people of many races do many things every day.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

FUCK THE JEWS

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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