What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Gretta has five legs? -no

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

President Donald Trump

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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