- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Dude man, I'm high...

your mom died.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Women deserve equal rights.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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