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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

men, men like men= men+bed

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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