- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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