What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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a seal walks into a club.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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