what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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knock knock

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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