- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

all your base are belong to mark

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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