name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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You know what's funny? Rape

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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I like your hair

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