A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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The american education system.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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