No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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boobs.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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