what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

AIDS

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what goes boo a sock

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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