So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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