- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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