Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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