- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Arrow in the Knee!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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