- Anti Joke

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Once upon a time, The end.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.