What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Im batman...suck it losers

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Do the roar!

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Soccer...

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Anti Joke

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