whats black and large -me

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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