Blacks

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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that wall over there ->

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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