Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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