what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

jd and zach loves vigina

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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