- Anti Joke

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!