Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

What is cowboy say

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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