- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

How high is the sky? True or False

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What is 9+10? 19

So a horse walks into a barn.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Tough crowd tonight...

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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