A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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whats 2+2? math.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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