- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

THE GAME

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

SBB

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Ian's mind Elevator music

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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