- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what is the color of a burp burple

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Apple juice.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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