- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Blacks

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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