- Anti Joke

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

An Asian man fails a math test

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.