Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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i just wrote this so hard

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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