two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What? Yes.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What is life? Paul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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