I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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