There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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