- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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