- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Were can you find a bag of meth?

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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