- Anti Joke

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Knock Know! Come in!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

sorry got to poo

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies