- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

identical jokes get different votes.

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