- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Knock Know! Come in!

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Morning wood.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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