What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

roses are red violets are indigo

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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