- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Bob Saget

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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