- Anti Joke

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

sorry got to poo

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

sorry got to poo

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Our Updated iOS App!

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

sorry got to poo

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

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