Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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