whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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A blind man watches TV

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What is cowboy say

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Anti Joke

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