Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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