- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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