do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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