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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Faithful men.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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