A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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every knight i see an owl at window

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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