What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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