How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

wanna hear a joke? i dont

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

2 black kids walk into school

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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