Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

I'm Andrew Schmitt

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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