Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

I went to school. Then I came home.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

A boy with red hair is happy.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

minorities

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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