How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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