- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

when debbie meets downer

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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