- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

time to spruce up!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

You idiot thats 9 letters

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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