- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

did you stub your toe?

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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