Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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j.p. is dumb

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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