roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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A blind man watches TV

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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