- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

im gay

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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