- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

did you stub your toe?

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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