- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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