whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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