- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Lindsay Lohan

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why? Why not?

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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