- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Vote this down and get DOXED

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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