- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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