- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

sweating like antoni with a girl

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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