- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

No it doesnt..

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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