What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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justin littleton being sucessful

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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