Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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