Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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the bible

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Anti Joke

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