- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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