Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Soccer...

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

this website even though its hilarious.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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