- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

a seal walks into a club.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Your mom is so nice.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

cats are pussies

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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