- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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