- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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