A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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I was watching Fox news.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Your life

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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