A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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