What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

knock knock? come in

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Cancer.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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