How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Anti Joke

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