why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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brittney griner

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Anti Joke

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