Whats two plus two? Miles

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Good job, son.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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An Aisian failed a test

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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