knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Tommy got neutered.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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