- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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