- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Do you play piano? No

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Vicky is my best friend.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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