A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

jd and zach loves vigina

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

PICKLES

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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