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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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i lost the game

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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