Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Justin Bieber

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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