What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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i lost the game

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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