- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

My penis is big... not.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

tee hee

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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